Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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