You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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