Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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