new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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