Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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