grandma shit on top of the toilet
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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