i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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