listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
I intend to get homeless drunk
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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