If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
Randomize
