I cannot find my penis.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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