the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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