I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
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