how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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