Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
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