I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
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