Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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