One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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