They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
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