thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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