Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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