I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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