Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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