he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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