ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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