well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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