Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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