If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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