that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
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