the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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