I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
Drunk is a universal language darling
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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