Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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