they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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