Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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