How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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