He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
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