I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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