That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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