who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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