I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
Randomize
