Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
What a dumb baby whore.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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