I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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