You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
