I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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