Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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