D3 body, D1 cock
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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