drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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