ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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