she told me i tasted like america
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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