Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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