so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
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