I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
