the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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