Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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