Sponge bath it is.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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