And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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