i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
She announced her abortion via fbk
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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