Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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